The Copy & Paste Page

...then copy this into your profile! 

Okay, so, this page is dedicated to those little sayings of copy and paste. I wanted to put them in my profiles for FFN and FictionPress but then that would have been annoying for my readers to go through all of that crap. So here is is!

Stereotypes and my responses~ 

(I'll let you in on a little secret. When I was writting my responses I felt really serious, so it's lacking humor...)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Hmm, although I do like the sound of that…)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Freaking damn right! But you know what? Who the fuck cares?)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Agnostic thank you very much!)

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (Though I don’t wear them all the time…)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (Again, I don’t wear it all the time…unless hair counts now…?)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Excuse me? I would like it if you rethought of that for a minute.)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I’m a girl. I have a sensitive side hiding under my mask. Do I have to say anything more?)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Psh, they wish! XDD)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (…I’m not even going to comment this…)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Don’t you even get me STARTED on this topic.)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Is this only for guys to bold? Heh, oops…)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well, I think twig skinny is worse than someone who has a body that has something like twelve to twenty percent of fat, don’t you?)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (*sighs and rolls eyes*)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Not exactly 24/7, but a few hours…)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Well, I like to party but not with alcohol and drugs lol.)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. (Meanies. Actually, no one really notices when I’m being defensive because I’m so subtle about it lol.)

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse (Don’t even get me started. You know that you’re annoyed when people start asking you how many cows and horses you have on the ranch.)

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (Anime people are pretty though, so they could go fuck themselves! XPPP)

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Nah, my friends don’t even know of my obsession lol.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. (You know what? Most Asians who care about their grades aren’t really spoiled, especially the ones who are only childs. I would know!)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Which I don’t think I am lol. And even if I am, I have strong friends who can defend me so it’s alllllll good.)

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Since my parents came to America before I was born, I was birthed as a child of America. Therefore I am American. I will let you know the day I am hugely egotistical [which won’t happen, hopefully]).

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (You know, there’s a purpose for me being on here lol. Not only that, but I am a English major.)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Yeah… If I wanted to do that I wouldn’t be writing bishies having sex together, now would I?)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (I blame my teachers. ;_;  XD)

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (History is interesting… Bleehhhh.)

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (You get to be good at computers when you take two keyboarding lessons during junior high and high school.)

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. (I’m agnostic dammit! I don’t even like talking about religion, much less teasing others about it.)

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (Psh, I’ll have you know I was number one on my tennis team during Junior High and High School!)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. (…no comment…)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Tell me how it’s possible to actually be fully known around a college campus that’s about two hundred acres big. I mean, really.)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I just want to prolong life…mine especially. Lol, jkjk.)

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (Really now? Didn’t I just say that I had at least a few friends?)

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (It annoys the crap outta me! But an occasional slip up is fine. In fics too, as long as the plot is good >////<).

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (Too busy for one… And no one has interested me yet…)

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (*sighs* Yeah, cause I can survive solely on books and papers…)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties. (If I thought like that my life would be soooooo much more easier!)

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay. (Why would I have a crush? No one was worthy enough lol. ~_+)

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date. (My parent’s belief that was engraved into me lol.)

I FANgirl/boy over fictive girls/Bishojos boys or Bishies girls, so I MUST hate guys or girls. (Why are there so many stereotypes about this? It’s kind of annoying…)

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. (I would have been kicked out of freaking high school if I even so much as tried!)

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty. (My parent’s fault!)

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone. (Is that my fault? I like looking at the big picture…)

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. (What am I? A plant? No… seriously…)

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel. (I listen to all kinds of music, but rock is cool. Hmm, on the outside I have different personalities so I can’t really say that this is a stereotype… well, actually, when I listen to punk music the inner rebel in me comes out, but not with rock lol.)

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap. (Didn’t I state this before? They’re my friends, and you don’t treat friends like crap.)

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid. (Though… I CAN be VERY perverted when I want to…)

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. (Really now? It’s probably one of the reasons I’m not broke like some people are lol.)

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed. (They come up from time to time, depending on how much homework I get… I’m being serious…)

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl. (From Texas, like I said. Erm, no… but I have an Asian drawl… even though I don’t speak it that much lol…)